A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Sunday, February 08, 2009
DSP: “You bought used tires?”
B: “I bought 2 used tires for $90.”
DSP: “Two? Are you not rotating your tires enough?”
B: “Apparently not.”
DSP: “You could get a jack and a torque wrench and rotate them yourself… an added bonus is getting to play Stanley Kowalski for an afternoon, which totally gets chicks moist.”
B: “You know that talking about cars is mostly only attractive to other men right?”
DSP: “Dude, coveralls. I know what I'm talking about.”
B: “OK good point.”
B: “Wait, also Stanley Kowalski was a rapist.”
DSP: “That is complicated.”