A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008
ON CHEATING
DSP: “What if the girl is really hot?”
M: “Yes I am sure you should not sleep with a random hot girl while the woman who wants you to fertilize her is away.”
DSP: “You always take their side! Don't you ever want to sleep with other men?”
M: “Yeah sure, but I don't.”
DSP: “Why not!”
M: “Well for one thing, I don't have time. But why are we talking about me! Don't do it. For your sake. You'll feel bad and you know it... you know what—if you won't feel bad and its purely for sex, do it.”
DSP: “...really? AWESOME! You're a good friend!!”
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
M: “Every mom thinks their child is the most beautiful.”
DSP: “I am hoping for an ugly baby. Like those pugs.”