A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Friday, February 15, 2008
GOD-DAMN IT. What did we just say? Panties OVER the garter! What are we supposed to do, get out a pair of scissors?!
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
M: “My mom always wanted a son.”
DSP: “Of course she did, they all do. If we were back in China you'd be at the bottom of a river right now! You think about that next time you feel like telling her you love her!”