A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Wednesday, January 30, 2008
TIMELY ADVICE FOR VALENTINES DAY:
Girls: Panties go on over the garter belt.
Boys: Thumbs go on the outside of your fingers when you're making a fist to punch someone; inside when you're doing... other things.
Friday, January 25, 2008
CONFESSION: We haven't turned on our Wii since September because every time we do, our ex-girlfriend's Mii pops up and it makes us want to call her.
Monday, January 14, 2008
DSP: “So it looks like it's just you and me for drinks.”
E: “Ok, I am in a pretty pissy mood just now.”
DSP: “Oh dear lord.”
E: “You may have to give me 20 minutes to cool off.”
DSP: “Jesus, is this about your menses?”
DSP: “Uh, so I wrote a critique like you asked... it may be harsh. I've tried to tone it down. In fact you may want to cut out that last bit.”
S: “I'm sure it is harsh, and I'm sure you have tried to tone it down, and I'll try again. But it's hard—the thing is pretty awful.”
DSP: “You know what should turn you on is my mastery of the difference between ‘its’ and ‘it's’.”
S: “You are so awesome. I'm only halfway through, but I'm getting all tingly in my naughty parts. I love it when you talk tough about design.”
DSP: “I changed the language at the end because originally it said ‘you suck’ too many times.”