A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007
DSP: “Ok, I like meat and anchovies—but this isn't about me; you can get whatever you want.”
S: “Damned right it's not. Jesus, I'm driving all the way out there, bringing you pizza, and driving you to work at the crack of dawn, so this pizza is going to be all about me. I'm getting dildos on it.”
Monday, October 15, 2007
S: “I felt kind of rejected last night when you fell asleep with your cock in my hand.”