A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice

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Monday, November 02, 2009


DSP: “So my old old girlfriend from college emailed me some photos of herself. I’ve always said that all you need to know about someone you can tell from looking at their shoes. I looked at what she was wearing and felt instantly at peace about how our lives diverged.”

J: “I agree without question. ACCEPT!”

DSP: “And not in a mean way either; just… literally at peace about it all.”

J: “I wanna seeeeeee!”

J: “OH… terrible shoes.”

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