A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Thursday, October 22, 2009
S: “You need to see this video.”
DSP: “Is this going to end in a penis falling out? Not that there's anything wrong with that.”
S: “I don’t think so.”
DSP: “Woah. Brazilians man, I’m glad they got the Olympics. I... probably shouldn’t... watching this at work.”
S: “This is 2009. Old rules don't apply.”
DSP: “I’m so distracted I’m just straight up leaving words out of my sentences. I think I need a palate cleanser after that.”
S: “Like a skinny hipster ho?”
DSP: “No, like something completely normal. Like a picture of a used Honda Civic. I need to recalibrate and reset. That was... stunning. Literally I feel stunned.”
S: “Jesus Christ there was just a spider on my arm!”
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