A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009


DSP: “Do you have a Star Trek dress? I think every lady should have a Star Trek dress.”

J: “I have wanted one for a long time. I couldn’t find any last time I looked. Thank you for reminding me.”

J: “Should I ask the guy I’m sleeping with if he would like to have sex with me in it? I will have to remember to ask, it’s kind of weird to text it.”

DSP: “Why would that be weird?”

J: “I guess it’s not.”

DSP: “THAT GUY NEEDS TO SEND ME A THANK YOU CARD”

5:06 PM
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