A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
Need advice?
Sunday, April 19, 2009
(We continue to dole out advice on Aardvark)
Aardvark: You there? I have a question about *Sex* - can you help?
J (M/Brooklyn,NY): “What is sex?”
DSP: “Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a sign”
J: “Please elaborate.”
DSP: “What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me”
J: “Still not getting it, more?”
DSP: “Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh”
J: “Thank you! I'm now ready for sex.”
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