A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
Need advice?
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
M: “I'm so out of it. I feel like there are a million things to do and I don't know where to start.”
DSP: “Nah. Relax. Put your feet up. It's like that old story about the ants and the grasshopper. You know, how the ants were these suckers who worked too much and the grasshopper just kicked back and enjoyed life. That's why there's a cocktail named after the grasshopper and not the ants—cus he was a fun guy!”