A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Friday, November 21, 2008
DSP: “GOD this girl. How do you have a bodonkadonk like that but have such slim features elsewhere? I am amazed.”
S: “Some girls got it like that.”
DSP: “Like, thin arms and legs, pretty face, good boobs and then SHAZAAAM!”
S: “That sounds pretty damn good.”
DSP: “YES you should go eat there, all their hosts are hot.”
S: “How is the food? Or does it matter.”
DSP: “Good, Gourmet magazine just rated them as one of the top 10 seafood restaurants in America. I would've taken a picture but I was with a client.”
S: “Hahaha! You're like, ‘excuse me, Mr. Smith, can you just lean to the left a bit? I'm trying to get that ass in focus.’”
DSP: “God. I want to see her sit on a sheet cake…I want to see her DESTROY that cake…with great vengeance and furious anger…”