A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008


M: “Oh god. Xxxxx's status msg is ‘…has a crush on sarah palin’.”

DSP: “We need to have smart kids that aren't assholes like Xxxxx. It's the only way to save America—for me to have as many kids as possible, with as many women as possible.”

M: “That's my biggest fear—that [my baby daughter] will grow up to be an asshole.”

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