A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Tuesday, April 08, 2008
DSP: “I'm single again! Know any hot girls who are smart and make a lot of money? Under 30 please.”
E: “Under 30? Too much baby talk? Retirement funds? Vacations to Florida?”
DSP: “Someone on the same timeline would be nice.”
E: “Hm.Do you even have a timeline?”
DSP: “Yes.”
E: “Crap, should I? What's your timeline?”
DSP: “Don't worry, Xxxxx drew one up for you. I've seen it.”
E: “What.”
DSP: “It is rigorous.”
E: “WHAT.”
DSP: “There are diagrams.”
E: “OMG he's going to kill me with 18 babies.”
DSP: “Check his documents folder. It's in there.”
E: “Oh in the folder labeled ‘not porn’?”