A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Monday, January 14, 2008
DSP: “Uh, so I wrote a critique like you asked... it may be harsh. I've tried to tone it down. In fact you may want to cut out that last bit.”
S: “I'm sure it is harsh, and I'm sure you have tried to tone it down, and I'll try again. But it's hard—the thing is pretty awful.”
DSP: “You know what should turn you on is my mastery of the difference between ‘its’ and ‘it's’.”
S: “You are so awesome. I'm only halfway through, but I'm getting all tingly in my naughty parts. I love it when you talk tough about design.”
DSP: “I changed the language at the end because originally it said ‘you suck’ too many times.”