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Thursday, December 06, 2007


DSP: “I don't know man, you find a girl who isn't like that, you hang on.”

DSP: “Speaking of which, have you gone back to see that chick at Xxxxxxxx yet?”

S: “No, I will Saturday! I'm skurred!”

DSP: “What's the worst that could happen? Divorce? Deportation?”

S: “Nah, [my wife]'s a citizen now.”

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