A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Tuesday, August 07, 2007
K: “Do you watch Top Chef?”
DSP: “Nope. Is that the one with Gordon Ramsay?”
K: “No it's with Padma Lakshmi and the chef from Craft in NY. I love it. And they have casting calls in LA in two weeks. How funny if I showed up, no chef experience at all.”
DSP: “You should. You'll be the plucky wildcard. And they will show you crying. It'll be great.”
K: “Yeah, I wish I had someone to go with. Otherwise, it's more humiliating if I go alone.”
DSP: “For the audition, you should bake some rice krispie squares. And put little American flags on them.”