Why don't I put you out of my misery.

Comments:

That goes both ways!

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:08 PM

A Noney Mouse: you speak the truth.

However, the unfortunate truth is that the bar for girls is set crushingly low. There is no need for a special move; no counterclockwise swirl, no knuckle. Basically, if you're willing to put our wiener into your mouth, and you don't use your teeth, we're gonna have un petit mort, all ovah yo face! Any better than this, and we will throw rose petals before your feet, and even promise not to sleep with your sister.

If you're getting tapped on the head to stop, you need to seek help. If you're just unwilling or incapable of doing something that is, at its most (un)challenging, a repetitive task, you're a terrible person and you'll have cats when you're old.

Love,
DSP

# posted by

D to the S to the P : 6:00 PM

You tot ruined the last BJ I gave.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:18 PM

I know what you do in there, and frankly, I find it disgusting.

# posted by

D to the S to the P : 11:25 PM




	A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice Need advice?

	Tuesday, July 17, 2007 The mere act of putting our penis into your mouth, does not a "blowjob" make. You can't claim to have given us "tons" of blowjobs if we've never actually achieved orgasm from said insert-tab-A-into-slot-B. And finally, no blowjob should take longer than 10 minutes. If it does, you're not doing it right and we're probably faking it. This means you're shit at it, and you need to look up directions on the internet. Don't hate. We're just saying what your boyfriend is telling the other girls he fucks. This figure is generously padded. ** Just like your mom. 9:48 AM Comments: That goes both ways! # posted by Anonymous : 3:08 PM A Noney Mouse: you speak the truth. However, the unfortunate truth is that the bar for girls is set crushingly low. There is no need for a special move; no counterclockwise swirl, no knuckle. Basically, if you're willing to put our wiener into your mouth, and you don't use your teeth, we're gonna have un petit mort, all ovah yo face! Any better than this, and we will throw rose petals before your feet, and even promise not to sleep with your sister. If you're getting tapped on the head to stop, you need to seek help. If you're just unwilling or incapable of doing something that is, at its most (un)challenging, a repetitive task, you're a terrible person and you'll have cats when you're old. Love, DSP # posted by D to the S to the P : 6:00 PM You tot ruined the last BJ I gave. # posted by Anonymous : 1:18 PM I know what you do in there, and frankly, I find it disgusting. # posted by D to the S to the P : 11:25 PM Post a Comment << Home ARCHIVES October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 July 2007 August 2007 October 2007 December 2007 January 2008