A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Friday, July 06, 2007
Jr: “SFO? or OAK”
DSP: “SFO. OAK is a pain in the ass to get to.”
Jr: “So I heard. FROM YOU. You are just prejudiced against OAK.”
DSP: “Yes.”
Jr: “Anti-Oakland bigot! You hate learning. And. Whatever else they have over there.”
DSP: “They have learning?”
Jr: “Isnt' there a school of some kind... I'm thinking of Berkeley.”
DSP: “Berkeley:Oakland::MIT:Boston”
DSP: “Well, if Boston was more like Baltimore. Or Teaneck.”
Jr: “Dude Teaneck gives me the willies. It sounds like something from Hostel III where someone decapitates someone and lowers his balls into their spurting neckhole.”
Jr: “Ew. That is the grossest thing I have ever thought.”
DSP: “Yes, that is exactly what Oakland is like. But with more hyphee.”