A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
DSP: “It's not too late to have an abortion.”
M: “Speaking of cunts, the doctor drew me a diagram of an Asian vag and a black woman's vag—WOAH. Theirs are three times bigger apparently.”
DSP: “Why did he do this? And can I see.”
M: “Because I asked him what the chances of me tearing are, and he said, ‘well, let's put it this way...’ and drew the diagram. I should have asked for a copy of his artwork. It's like three times wider. Their butt holes too, apparently.”
DSP: “Are you sure he isn't just being racist?”
M: “Maybe.”