A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
DSP: “Xxxx wouldn't sleep with me last night because she's ‘afraid of hurting me.’ She thinks I have... feelings.”
M: “That's a tough one.”
DSP: “I tried to explain that I'm just looking to have a good time but she wasn't getting it.”
M: “What did you say?”
DSP: “I told her I'm only interested in her body.”
M: “Maybe she's getting you back for not sleeping with her the last time.”
DSP: “That's what's so frustrating! I know we're on the same page with this!! So why can't she just do me already! AND I don't even really want it! I was going to cancel on her yesterday! Gah!”
M: “Aww, poor guy.”
DSP: “Why are girls so dense? Like, why can't you just believe that I am only interested in using you?!”