A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Wednesday, April 25, 2007
DSP: “I think Xxxxxxxx's new tattoo is hot. She's also lost a bit of weight since I broke up with her. This ALWAYS happens.”
M: “Oh man, you're so going to sleep with her.”
DSP: “It's the Dark Side Points diet plan—date me for a while, I break up with you, and BAM!
-10 lbs.”
DSP: “Speaking of which, you might want to plan on going out with me soon.”