A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Wednesday, April 04, 2007
The best piece of advice anyone's ever given us about relationships is this: It is your girlfriend's job to bring joy into your life and make you feel good about who you are. If she isn't performing, you need to fire her and interview others for the position.
Girls, the advice is pretty much the same for you: There are hundreds of applicants just like you, except better qualified and with more experience. We hope for your sake you swallow.
OH NO WE DIDN'T