A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Wednesday, March 07, 2007
K: “So I am totally having a roommate hating moment. The kitchen is overflowing with dishes. Ok I am going upstairs to freakin clean the kitchen. It's starting to smell. I feel on the verge of being very passive aggressive—or actively aggressive.”
DSP: “I vote for active.”
K: “Yeah. I might just say: what's up with not unloading dishes all weekend? That's active right?”
DSP: “I was thinking more along the lines of putting all the dirty dishes in his bed.”