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Friday, March 02, 2007


Dear dark side points,
Is it okay to dump someone over text message/IM? I don't actually ever want to see this person again, and I don't have a whole email's worth of anything to tell them. I also like the immediacy of it.
- Bored in Brooklyn


Dear heartless cunt,
Of course it's ok! You gotta take care of yourself first, kiddo. If txting "its not u its me" rather than undertaking the laborious effort of spelling out the word "you" in a formal breakup email makes you a bad person, well, then I guess we're ALL bad people, aren't we?

9:35 AM
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