A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007
DSP: “I just asked Xxxx if she wanted a spoonful of frosting.”
M: “Ew.”
DSP: “Is that considered sexual harassment?”
M: “Yeah I think so. Aw, I just dropped a pepper into my cleavage. [frown]”
DSP: “You have cleavage now?!”
M: “Yeah!!! Exciting!”
DSP: “Holy crap!”
M: “I'm storing up the milk. Haha.”
DSP: “My god. Xxxx is actually coming over to eat my spoonful of frosting.”