A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Monday, December 18, 2006
M: “Everyone is the goddamn same. Borrrringggg!”
DSP: “You're the same.”
M: “Yeah I know—boring!”
M: “I wanna be different!”
DSP: “So do it.”
M: “I would if, I could think of something good.”
M: “Like a boob job! But that would cost too much…”
DSP: “Tell your husband you want a boob job for Christmas. He's obviously going to get it for you—even if he has to sell the car, and the cat, and live on ramen for a month, it's going to happen.”
DSP: “Just don't get a cheap one, like where one points up and the other points down.”
DSP: “Bad boob jobs make me sad.”