A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Monday, October 16, 2006
K: “Did I tell you about this girl I know from volleyball? She put on her match.com profile that she was the ‘fit and athletic’ build. And her date called her on it once. At the end of the date, he was like by the way, I wouldnt peg you as fit and athletic. Total asshole comment but she's definitely overweight.”
DSP: “Good. But honestly, how many dates is she going to get listing herself as ‘overweight’. You play the odds. I hope you told her he was right.”
K: “No, I thought it though!”
DSP: “Those sites really need to illustrate those terms.”
K: “If you put normal, you could be obese since that's the norm in this country. That's what I am going to be by the end of the week here!”
DSP: “It's a good thing you're not internet dating and you've got a steady boyfriend. You can totally let yourself go now.”